We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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