i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Randomize
