She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
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If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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