Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
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I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
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BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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