He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Vodka?
Forever.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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