And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
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You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
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I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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