No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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