You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
