Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
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Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
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Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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