The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
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