I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
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I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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