apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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