all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
