apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
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Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
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We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
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I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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