would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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