Already got asked if we're dating
Just fell off a train. Bad.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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