He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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