question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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