New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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