i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Randomize
