She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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