Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
