My brain says no but my pants say off.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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