we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
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There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
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I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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