i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
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if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
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At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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