He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
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I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
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My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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