Duck Duck Cougar?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
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some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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