how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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