They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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