We need to rekindle our bromance
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
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I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
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I get a little bitchy. We all know that
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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