Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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