he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Operation Purity has been aborted
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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