Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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