My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
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You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
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I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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