Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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