Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
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How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
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I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
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