Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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