I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
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One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
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He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
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