Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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