brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Banned from zoo.
Again?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
