Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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