Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
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Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
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I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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