its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
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Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
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I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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