you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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