You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
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Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
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make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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