D3 body, D1 cock
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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