Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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