where am i from again
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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