the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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