school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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