Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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