wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Randomize
