dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
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