"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
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Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
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I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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