I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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