My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Randomize
