Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
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Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
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I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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